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To coincide with Malthouse Theatre's production of Porn.Cake we are collecting cake recipes you rate better than sex. Email recipes with an image to marketing@malthousetheatre.com.au for your chance to win a double pass to the opening night of Porn.Cake Wednesday 20 April 7:30pm - cake and other delectable indulgences will be provided. Porn.Cake at the CUB Malthouse April 16 - May 8 malthousetheatre.com.au

  • Magnolia Bakery Red Velvet Cupcakes

    • 12 Apr 2011
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    Submitted by Jo: 'I'm not sure if it's better than sex, but it's definitely better than bad sex!'

    Ingredients

    • 3 ⅓ cups cake flour (not self-rising)
    • ¾ cup unsalted butter, softened
    • 2 ¼ cups sugar
    • 3 large eggs, at room temperature
    • 6 tablespoons red food coloring
    • 3 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa
    • 1 ½ teaspoons vanilla extract
    • 1 ½ teaspoons salt
    • 1 ½ cups buttermilk
    • 1 ½ teaspoons cider vinegar
    • 1 ½ teaspoons baking soda
    • Frosting: 450 grams cream cheese, softened and cut into small pieces
    • 6 tablespoons unsalted butter, softened and cut into small pieces
    • 1 ½ teaspoons vanilla extract
    • 5 cups sifted confectioners’ sugar

    How to make it

    • Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
    • Grease and lightly flour three muffin tins. Place cupcake papers in the tins.
    • To make the cake: In a small bowl, sift the cake flour and set aside. In a large bowl, on the medium speed of an electric mixer, cream the butter and sugar until very light and fluffy, about 5 minutes. Add the eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition.
    • In a small bowl, whisk together the red food coloring, cocoa, and vanilla. Add to the batter and beat well.
    • In a measuring cup, stir the salt into the buttermilk. Add to the batter in three parts, alternating with the flour. With each addition, beat until the ingredients are incorporated, but do not overheat.
    • In a small bowl, stir together the cider vinegar and baking soda. Add to the batter and mix well. Using a rubber spatula, scrape down the batter in the bowl, making sure the ingredients are well blended and the batter is smooth.
    • Divide the batter among the prepared pans. Bake each tray for 20 minutes, or until a cake tester inserted in the center of the cake comes out clean. Let the cupcakes cool in the pans for 1 hour. Remove from the pans and cool completely on a wire rack.
    • Frosting: In a large bowl, on the medium speed of an electric mixer, beat the cream cheese and butter until smooth, about 3 minutes.
    • Add the vanilla and beat well.
    • Gradually add the sugar, 1 cup at a time, beating continuously until smooth and creamy.
    • Cover and refrigerate icing for 2 to 3 hours, but no longer, to thicken before using.
    • When the cake has cooled, spread the frosting liberally on the cupcakes.
    • Makes 36 cupcakes.
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  • Traditional Tiramisu with berries

    • 11 Apr 2011
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    Tiramisu_with_berries
    Submitted by Jacob

     

    Ingredients (serves 8)

    • 2 eggs, separated
    • 1/4 cup caster sugar
    • 250g mascarpone cheese
    • 300ml thickened cream
    • 300g plain sponge cake
    • 1 cup strong espresso coffee, cooled
    • 1 cup Bailey's Irish Cream liqueur
    • 250g strawberries, hulled, diced
    • 125g fresh or frozen blueberries
    • 125g fresh or frozen raspberries

    Method

    1. Using an electric hand mixer, beat egg yolks and sugar together in a large bowl until pale and creamy. Fold in mascarpone. Wash and dry beaters. Whip cream to firm peaks. Fold into mascarpone mixture.

    2. Wash and dry beaters. Beat eggwhites until stiff peaks form. Fold into mascarpone mixture. Refrigerate for 30 minutes.

    3. Cut cake into 1cm cubes. Combine coffee and liqueur together in a jug. Combine strawberries, blueberries and raspberries in a bowl.

    4. Use a spoon to press cake into base. Top with 2 tablespoons of mascarpone mixture and 1 heaped tablespoon of berries. Repeat layers with remaining cake, coffee mixture, mascarpone mixture and berries. Cover. Refrigerate for 3 hours or overnight. Serve.

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  • Grammy's Old Fashioned Pound Cake

    • 9 Apr 2011
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    Slice_o_cake
    Submitted by Jeff

     Ingredients:

    • 1 cup butter
    • 2 cups sugar
    • 4 eggs, separated
    • 1/2 teaspoon salt
    • 1 lemon, zested
    • 2 1/2 cups flour
    • 2 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
    • 1 cup milk

    Directions:

    1. Heat oven to 180 C. Grease a tube pan vociferously.
    2. In mixing bowl, cream butter and sugar. Add egg yolks and lemon rind.
    3. Sift together flour and baking powder and add to creamed mixture alternating with milk.
    4. In separate bowl, beat egg whites and salt until stiff. Mix some of whites into batter, and then gently fold batter into remaining whites.
    5. Pour into pan and bake for 30-45 mins, until it tests as done
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  • Dark secret chocolate cake

    • 9 Apr 2011
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    Darksecretchoccake

    Submitted by Nicole

    INGREDIENTS

    125g butter, chopped, at room temperature
    1¼ cups caster sugar
    1 teaspoon vanilla essence
    2 eggs
    2 cups self-raising flour
    ¼ cup cocoa powder
    1 teaspoon bicarbonate of soda
    300ml carton thickened cream, whipped, plus extra, to serve

    ICING
    2 cups pure icing sugar
    2 tablespoons cocoa powder
    60g butter, melted
    1 tablespoon instant coffee, dissolved
    in 2 tablespoons just-boiled water

    METHOD

    1. Preheat oven to moderate, 180°C. Lightly grease 2 x 20cm round cake pans and line with baking paper.

    2. In a bowl, using an electric mixer, beat butter, sugar and vanilla together until light and fluffy. Add eggs, one at a time, beating well after each addition.

    3. Sift flour, cocoa and soda together. Fold lightly into mixture with 1 cup just-boiled water. Mix quickly to combine.

    4. Spoon mixture evenly into pans. Smooth top and bake for 30-35 minutes, until a skewer inserted comes out clean. Cool in pan for 10 minutes before turning onto a wire rack to cool completely.

    5. Trim one cake to make top level. Spread with cream, then top with second cake.

    6. ICING: Sift icing sugar and cocoa together in a bowl. Pour butter and coffee into dry ingredients. Mix well until smooth. Spread icing over cake.
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